Oh boy.
Apparently, Lindsay Lohan will never stop going nude, because the latest photo she shared on Instagram has everybody with half a brain freaking out.
The other half?
They’re not exactly thinking with their brains, thusly, not reading between the fine lines all over Lindsay’s apparently rapidly-aging body.
Good grief.
So, Lindsay’s naked photo was captioned, "It’s about that time to recognize gravity is taking over my upper half (or so to speak)."
She hashtagged the nude pic with #age #numbers and #foreveryoung, and said, "[Pray] when you get home. Sit down. Analyze your future & see the wrinkles!"
Um, "Analyze your future and see the wrinkles?"
Are we trying to read tea leaves here?
Lindsay Lohan — mind you — is just thirty years old.
Thirty mere years.
You know who else is around 30-ish?
Bruno Mars. Ashley Tisdale. Anna Kendrick. Ciara.
All those young’uns that look like they’re 15 years old, and while Lindsay is definitely a little rode-hard, she hardly needs to be worrying about fine lines and gravity.
But hey … if that’s how Lindsay wants to see her future — to look through the magnifying glass and deeply into the pores of the universe, so be it.
Recently, Lindsay slammed Ariana Grande for wearing too much makeup, so it’s apparent that if you’re anybody but Lindsay, you’re damned if you do, damned if you don’t.
Grande is just 23 years old, so perhaps Lindsay was feeling the burn of age coming on, coupled with the sting of irrelevance.
We get it, girl — we’ve all been there — but you don’t need to nag someone else over something you, yourself, don’t have anymore (your words, not ours).
The thing is, Lindsay just needs to find her chill.
She lost it somewhere back in the early ’00s, and we understand.
Disney, and all that.
But sometime, somewhere, Lindsay needs to woman up and become accountable for everything that she’s done and said in the last 12 years.
Is it really a wonder that she’s not getting parts other than things of the Lifetime Liz & Dick ilk?
We’re rooting for you, Linds, but when you post such inane stuff and try to make it seem like you’re above the world, it makes it super hard to be in your odd-shaped corner.
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